File Under: Mouths of Babes

Yesterday morning, after I dashed back into the house to retrieve a forgotten item, I climbed into the car, buckled myself in, and heard Ingrid intone from the back seat, apropos of nothing:

Little kids can’t say SHIT. Only big people can say SHIT.

Me: That’s right, Ingrid. Who told you that?

Ingrid: (pregnant pause) Sophia.

Four years old and ratting out her friends. Where does the innocence go????